[dforest]

I was sure this was Babylon Bee. But it isn’t.

[ronnie raygun]

While rioting and looting

[davius]

I stayed up and watched the press conference. It was a parade of feckless whining bolstered by cliches. The Gov. bleated that he was shocked rioters didn’t obey the curfew. Basically, it was a huge permission slip for Sat. nite’s rioting.