So at least she’s trainable?
Gretchen Dearest does have an option, of course. She can straighten up and fly right, or she can just keep on doing clown tricks and playing the “capricious and whimsical female”.
It ain’t cute, Gretchen Dearest. This is serious business, and pretending to be the guardian of “safety” in Michigan is a zero-sum game at best.
Probably some 90% of the artificial restrictions placed on Michiganders are completely meaningless, either to restrict the spread of the COVID-19 Wuhan virus, or to effect some kind of workaround to get the essential business of Michigan moving and in gear.
Many of the things termed “non-essential” are in fact HIGHLY essential, and the designation is both demeaning and purely arbitrary. Geographically, only a small part of all of Michigan has been negatively impacted by the COVID-19 Wuhan virus, and that among some well-identified demographics. Concentrate on THOSE, and the rest of Michigan will take care of itself without micromanagement.