Local news report of Galveston’s ‘Go Topless Jeep Weekend’ is an instant classic

Twitchy.com ^ | 5-19-2020 | Greg P

[John S Mosby]

Nature is healing?

(Fat girl twerking Alert- eye and ear wash warning!)

At least 140 were arrested and two shot at the “Go Topless Jeep Weekend” in Galveston, Texas this past weekend.... Twitter Link that follows.

“We been in quarantine and like, I need to get out and party,” one of the attendees told local reporters.... and later: ....."I'm all gravy"....

Twitter quote/link that follows

To avoid twitter linkage-- here's direct you..tub link to video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=2&v=RcgVb6zZmn0&feature=emb_logo

[ConservaTexan]

Like Little Richard Simmons said, “You better start running ‘cuz it’s much too late to jog.”

https://youtu.be/E7Ki-K4zMnk

[sonova]

Whoa some serious tonnage down there..

[dfwgator]

Topless jeep party means the jeeps don’t have tops.

Oh, that's very different....Nevermind.

[mac_truck]

Get those gyms open again Texas!

[BookmanTheJanitor]

No kidding -This is the best advertisement to stay away from the beach...

[CaptainK]

Don’t pick on just the girls. Lots of fat guys in that video. Looks like nobody is missing a meal in Galveston.

[backwoods-engineer]

Why are you hating on Texas? Overweight women in every state. Will you love them more a year from now when they are starving from the Demonrat economic collapse? They’ll be much thinner. By no choice of their own.

[mad_as_he$$]

Agree, but I generally don’t look at guys and the video featured mostly women and a large Deputy Sheriff.

[Popman]

No kidding. Some big girls on that beach.

Well, at least they are having fun....

[Hot Tabasco]

Why are you hating on Texas?

Whoa, stay in your saddle cowboy. I was merely pointing out the number of fat broads at that there jeep rally......

It could have been anywhere but in this case it was Texas.

[Vaduz]

What’s better than beach and a few drinks and Jeeps.

Drunks with a chain saw doing some tree trimming.

[Deplorable American1776]

Topless Jeeps or topless people in Jeeps? Asking for a son... 😋

[mowowie]

Apparently food shortages has not been an issue with many of these young women..

[redshawk]

My cousin says, all meat and no taters. ....

[CaptainK]

The reporter was a big guy too.

[dragnet2]

Looked at the video. gak~

Why do fat women want to show off their fat? I find that a bit odd and quite disgusting.

[lurk]

Answering the question of where all the Longhorn coeds went for the shutdown.

[Boomer]

Looked like a lot more trucks and UTV’s than Jeeps. Looks like a good time though. At this point any reason to get out is a good reason.

[dragnet2]

Since it’s Texas, that would explain the over abundance of heifers on the beach

Everything is bigger in Texas.