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Pretty much every county in the nation has at least one one MWRAP personnel carrier... and those things offer good protection against IED’s, but are vulnerable to other things.

1 unit gasoline
2 units used motor oil
1 unit crushed stryofoam

Alternatively
2 units Drano cyrstals
3 units gasoline

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Draino? Do you lye?