If Trump hadnt blown his repeated nominations to AG, etc., and Chelsea hadnt convinced Ivanka to have Ivankas Daddy lay off Chelseas Mommy early on, there could have been justice. Remember how Trump invited Bill and Hill to his inaugural luncheon, then had them stand in honor as he toasted to their wonderfulness? Boy, do you come up with some doozies.
Talk about conspiracy theories.
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Baggy, you either weren’t paying attention in January 2017 or your ancient brain has completely failed you.
But the Magic Letter has told you to hold on for just another 7 weeks and your dreams will all come true!