[hadaclueonce]

Too young, have to be 35.
Who wrote this steamy pile?

[DaveArk]

She’ll be 35 in July.

[Pearls Before Swine]

Too young, have to be 35.

Not so fast. She was born on July 5, 1985. She'll be 35 this summer.

Not that I'm taking this very seriously, LOL.