I understand how you obtain a career as a climate scientist. The easiest route is to get a BA in Environment studies or other non-science major. But how do you become an environmental campaigner? Do you need to be a 15 year old girl that doesn't go to school and instead protests? But what if you are a guy? Maybe that requires a sex change for some (really, not all that far fetched if you think about it). But exactly how do you change your age? I want in on that if there is a way.
All you have to do is fail out of divinity school, fail out of Vanderbilt Law School (while your father is on faculty there, cementing that you’re a complete idiot), falling ass-backwards into politics because your rich family needs somebody to skew govt. regulations their way, and eventually falling ass-backwards into being VP.
“But how do you become an environmental campaigner?”
Having a trust fund helps.