Fat Boy could feed a small African village for 30 days; better get him iced-down, and loaded on an air transport for Kenya.
Pore Un is daid,
A candle lights his head
He's lookin' oh so purty and so nice
He looks like he's asleep
It's a shame that he won't keep
But it's summer and we're runnin' out a' ice.
-- Norklahoma! Original Soundtrack