Ya know, it’s as if the Captain of the Titanic after hitting the iceberg, established an investigation into whether a iceberg was really hit and if they were really sinking. As they are sinking, the head of the investigation tells the Captain that there is evidence of an iceberg “issue” and with a little more time, he’ll get to the bottom of it. Meanwhile:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2c_Vt-eIJE
My money is on Pencil Neck.