LOL!
Yes, reminds me of Churchill's old line (I think it was him), when some lady said 'If you were my husband, I'd put poison in your coffee'. To which Churchill replied, 'If you were my wife, I'd drink it'.
I think it was a Churchill quote - so appropo and love it most assuredly!
Maybe only bc my lone short marriage was such a miserable failure. She too was a liberal dem, there is no pleasing this type imho.