Oh... so clever! And what is your line of work may I ask? It’s people like you that wouldn’t last a week delivering mail. You really should apply and show us how it’s done. You could be a supervisor, most of them have never done the job either, but they “ know” how to do it.
Since you know me, and because you asked: Former Texas police officer (stabbed and hospitalized), former USAF A-10 and F-15E combat experienced fighter pilot, ground-based Forward Air Controller (Gulf War I), and former Pentagon gunrunner to various countries in Africa, and worked to breakup a sex trafficking ring over-seas (earned me a bodyguard for a few years for that effort). No regrets, enjoyed my life, never bored. I
Yup, you are right, no way I could withstand the rigors of being a mailman.
Cheers.