Why not have a “paripatetic” service where the parishioners just keep walking between the rows (every other row so as to keep the 6’ separation) of pews like they were moving through the aisles of a supermarket.
As long as they have masks on and keep moving what’s the difference? As an additional benefit, they would probably be getting the only exercise for the week and that should help stave of the virus and the busybodies.
Ah, a Harvard boy.
Nice use of the Aristotelian symbolism.
Us mere night school grads had to look that one up.