Thought he was taking Viagra......took a Valium, instead. Jill just hates when that happens.
Posted on 04/11/2020 9:10:32 AM PDT by billorites
Did you know that Joe Biden is locked in a basement?
He is, he said so himself, a couple of days ago, which may be why the New York Post ran this front-page headline Thursday:
“SOMEONE WAKE JOE! Tell him he’s the nominee.”
With President Trump on live television for a couple of hours every day now, in the interest of fair play and those ancient FCC equal-time rules, it’s imperative to check in occasionally with the 77-year-old nominee of the Democrat party to see what he’s up to in his dotage.
In the tradition of Bob Dylan’s Basement Tapes, what follows are Joe Biden’s Basement Tapes.
As usual, all dialogue guaranteed verbatim.
This first quote, about Uncle Joe’s house arrest in the basement, comes from his recent teleconference of sorts with union leaders. Incidentally, one of those pinky-ring bosses on the line was apparently Richard Trumpka of the AFL-CIO.
You can imagine how confusing that was for Sleepy Joe – Trumpka, Trump…. Perhaps that was why in another online chat this week, he referred to “President Strump,” which is not to be confused (although Biden was, as usual) with his earlier reference to “President Hump.”
But back to the AFL-CIO. Sleepy Joe thanked the “essential” workers, who, he said “literally are carrying our nation on their backs.”
Literally.
“I promise you,” Sleepy Joe told the union caporegimes, “I’ll do whatever I can. I know, I’m locked in a basement like a lot of you are but again, I wanna thank you.”
Joe, don’t you want somebody to call 911 on your behalf? Shouldn’t the caregivers be putting out a silver alert or something for you? Or at least move you to the attic, where you might have a better view. Literally.
Considering that Joe is locked in a basement, it’s unclear to me how to describe these internet events of his. Are they teleconferences, or shadow briefings, as the campaign once called them, or podcasts?
Or are they in fact hostage videos? Anyway, let’s go to the tape. Here’s Sleepy Joe on health insurance.
“We should be making it easier, not harder, to make sure, to se-, to make sense. Let me put it another way, it makes no sense.”
May we quote you on that, Lunch Bucket Joe?
After apparently winning the Wisconsin primary, Biden went on CNN with Fredo Cuomo to take a bow, or something, about the results:
“But look, it’s been done. We’re gonna get the election results in about, what, another week, in another week or so after that this… I forget the date, the 13th? And, uh, I you know but I I think that uh uh you know I I if if there’s an election, was an election, if people, depending on how many showed up, I think I will have done well but who knows?”
Sleepy Joe is not afraid to take a stand. Inspectors need to be inspecting. Response is a responsibility. Drug testing should be increased “expodentially,” especially among those demographic groups “contracting contacting uh contracting the disease.”
What this nation needs is a 10-point plan. And Sleepy Joe’s got one – the Make It Work Checklist. That’s what he calls it. Except when he calls it the Make Work Checklist.
“And I promise you, if I’m your president, I’m gonna fight like hell to see your strength goes. I promise.”
That won’t be necessary, Mr. Vice President. None of us really want our strength to go.
“Thank you and stay safe fellas. Stay safe. God love ya all.”
It’s difficult, dealing with this plague – “the cona, the virus,” as he said on ABC “News.” But then, Biden’s been there before, with that earlier event, uh, what was it called, uh, c’mon, man – “the whole pandemic that was in Africa.”
Are you referring to Ebola, Sleepy Joe?
This “cona” emergency is why the American people need relief from their federal government, right Joe?
“No American should have to wait a single minute so Donald Trump can put his signature on a physical check.”
The president wants to personally sign every one of the relief checks? Literally? Now that would increase the response time – expodentially.
Well, that’s it for today. Reporting live, from the basement….
Obama may be a devious and destructive leftist and deep-state puppet - but he has shown some basic political intelligence.
He told Biden: “Joe, you don’t have to do this” and also has refused to endorse or put his name on the Biden campaign.
Obama knew who Biden was, the court-jester and village idiot role he played in his administration, and how he would crash and burn once in the spotlight.
most crazy uncles end up locked in an attic.
“...With President Trump on live television for a couple of hours every day now,...”
and also your good friend Andrew Cuomo...
Thought he was taking Viagra......took a Valium, instead. Jill just hates when that happens.
Nothing to puzzle.
He was a young dumbass.
He’s not old...and he’s a (dumbass)^100.
The local television stations always cut in to air Cuomo’s briefings live but never mention Trump’s in any way other than a reporter describing it.
He’s better get out into other settings and look relevant if it’s not too late already as the herd (too late) now decides they might want Cuomo. I am reminded of some cult guy from long ago.
Anyone remember the crazy uncle (The Major) in the TV shop Soap?
Folks, Democrat, Joe Biden was mentally dead long before Obama became POTUS...period!!! Obama, I see is quiet as quiet can be...not a word of endorsement of Joe Biden from the lips of either Barack Hussein Obama Or his wife Michelle Obama as of yet.
Well...you cannot blame Obama for remaining silent. When Biden considers Democrat, Kamala Harris (The Village bicycle....everyone has had a ride) as his VP running mate, or Stacy “Tons of Fun” Abrams as a possible VP running mate, ya know Biden is not wound too tight!!!
I also believe that Obama knows that Trump, Etc. has something big on Biden and his crooked son, Hunter in a love fest with the Chinese and their biological war on the USA and the entire world itself. Only time and true information will tell. However, the truth will opt...it always does!!! Stay tuned!!!
“Did you know that Joe Biden is locked in a basement? “
Great place for him. Better than the attic as no one can hear him banging on the floor.
Joe is political toast. A savior to be named later will miraculously appear and the Dems and their Marxist followers will rally round as they always do.
Sleepy Joe him may be, but play the game well does he.
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Puzzle missing half its pieces ?
To the rubbish bin with it. (Its that simple)
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