“Is that true, or did you hear it on CNN?”
Enemies of the people.
In a new and startling development, experts tell CNN that the pandemic is the result of Russian-Ukrainian meddling perpetrated by white nationalist hate groups, and made far worse by climate change, as well as a lack of respect for science.
“This is probably also why those planes crashed and could even be why your lottery tickets never win,” added one expert who had to be sedated.