NJ Shoppers Must Wear Masks: Where To Get Them, How It's Enforced

Patch ^ | Apr 8, 2020 4:35 pm ET | Updated Apr 8, 2020 5:12 pm ET | Karen Wall, Patch Staff

[Veggie Todd]

Oh, great. Now Sisolak, the idiot DimRat governor of Nevada, will implement this here.

[kelly4c]

The vet tech brought my cat’s clay paw prints out to the car after I called from the parking lot. There were a few people in their vehicles. One was having trouble getting their great dane into his/her crate, the worker did come out to help. We had that wonderful cat for 15 years. I wish he didn’t have to pass away during this lock down. Would have been nice to have him around during this home bound period.

[nbenyo]

It’s one of Murphy’s better ideas, and should have happened earlier. Grocery shopping is not discretionary. We are being hit hard, and there are too many idiots with bad habits. I complained to Shoprite today that one of their employees removed his mask and was hyperventilating in all directions.

But it was stupid to limit supermarket hours, it is causing overcrowding. I would be happy to shop at 1am to avoid the crowds.

[heartwood]

Dead serious here. Estimating a 5% infection rate in my county, much of that presymptomatic or asymptomatic.

Your right to sneeze ends where my nose begins.

[heartwood]

Thank you for the voice of reason. As this thing was coming on, I saw workers at Shoprite and Walmart licking their fingers to separate bags, count money. Spoke to them, asked managers to educate.

At least that gross habit should be done after this.

[nesnah]

As this thing was coming on, I saw workers at Shoprite and Walmart licking their fingers to separate bags, count money. Spoke to them, asked managers to educate.

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I don’t know how the world ever made it so many centuries without fine folks like yourself to ensure we were as enlightened and as smart as you. (rolling my eyes)

[nbenyo]

We survived centuries because there were people like heartwood. (Shaking my head)

[nbenyo]

We survived centuries because there were people like heartwood. (Shaking my head)

[Svartalfiar]

I have a potential plan for this weekend:
Suit up in one of my tyvek, boot covers, gloves, NP100 respirator, dark glasses and walk my brother’s dog through the ‘hood.

My old Cav unit, we had a drill where we had to lug around our full MOPP suits for 'fun'. Almost wish I still had it, I'd love to run a long list of errands in it!

[Svartalfiar]

Thank you for the voice of reason. As this thing was coming on, I saw workers at Shoprite and Walmart licking their fingers to separate bags, count money. Spoke to them, asked managers to educate.

And you've never done this, reading a book or flipping through a newspaper? What do you propose they do to improve grip traction? Hire some kid to bring each register a damp sponge every five minutes?

[heartwood]

Never done it. Ever. Nor scrubbed a kid’s face with spit. Hated that.

I will cop to putting the end of thread in my mouth to get it through needle.

How about dampening fingers with hand sanitizer?

[Joe 6-pack]

In the event masks can not be procured, democrat politicians are encouraging the growth of neatly trimmed mustaches to aid in filtration:

[sergeantdave]

“The sheriff of my county made it clear in the county paper that he wasn’t going to enforce any of the dictates.”

Ditto the sheriff in my county. He said he’ll send out his “wink ‘n a nod” team to patrol the county. To date, no kung flu deaths in the county.