Let’s not forget truckers. Without truckers, we’d be eating dandelions and wiping our butts with leaves.
Speaking of wiping our rearends, Trump needs to order all print publications to turn these giant rolls of newsprint into TP. Newspapers are NOT essential.
I would like to know if anyone in {city}, or the surrounding area, would like to help feed those awesome truck drivers out there! They are helping us survive these troubling times by risking their health to give us the food we desperately need. I would like to set up a pot luck lunch or dinner for these brave warriors at either the rest stop in {city} or at one of the truck stops here. If you would like to donate homemade food, please reply to this post. Also, if you know someone who works at a truck stop, maybe you could ask them if we could set this function up over there. I would like to do this next week if possible. Please share your thoughts with me people of {city}....
I guess her heart is in the right place.
lmao
First off, the machines that make toilet paper are not the same as the machines that make newsprint. Second, according to one Freeper who talked to a trucker, the warehouses are filling up with toilet paper. Turns out everyone buying a year's supply means they don't need to buy any more for a year.