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Stop Using Toilet Paper
NYT ^ | 4-3-20 | Kate Murphy

Posted on 04/06/2020 9:12:45 AM PDT by dynachrome

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To: yesthatjallen

This.


41 posted on 04/06/2020 9:37:54 AM PDT by philippa
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To: NormsRevenge

You could get away with the Sheryl crow method with Charmin!
1 square!


42 posted on 04/06/2020 9:41:37 AM PDT by US_MilitaryRules (I'm not tired of Winning yet! Please, continue on!)
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To: yesthatjallen

Or the three shells.


43 posted on 04/06/2020 9:41:45 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: dynachrome

Typical NYT editorial - Do as I say, not as I do.

I bet their restrooms are fully stocked with TP.


44 posted on 04/06/2020 9:42:29 AM PDT by rbg81 (Truth is stranger than fiction)
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To: Batman11; null and void
Yeah, how 'bout this one:

John Wayne toiler paper.

Rough and tough and don't take no shit off nobody!

45 posted on 04/06/2020 9:44:29 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: dynachrome

There will be no two-ply tomfoolery around my house.


46 posted on 04/06/2020 9:45:00 AM PDT by moovova (Shouldn't it be called "anti-social distancing"?)
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To: rbg81

I bet their restrooms are fully stocked with TP.

If you don’t mind the ink stains.


47 posted on 04/06/2020 9:45:50 AM PDT by JayAr36 (The worthless dispicable party must be destroyed)
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To: dynachrome
This might be a better assortment of bidet sprayers
48 posted on 04/06/2020 9:47:45 AM PDT by Robert DeLong
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To: KarlInOhio

49 posted on 04/06/2020 9:48:45 AM PDT by real saxophonist (If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
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To: dynachrome

We should all go with the Saudi “hole and a hose”.


50 posted on 04/06/2020 9:54:29 AM PDT by VanShuyten ("...that all the donkeys were dead. I know nothing as to the fate of the less valuable animals.")
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To: dynachrome

While it is a lower grade of toilet paper, I’m waiting for the country to go back to work and businesses start losing their supply of toilet paper for their workplace restrooms.


51 posted on 04/06/2020 9:55:53 AM PDT by CatOwner
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To: null and void

But a wet ass fer shur.


52 posted on 04/06/2020 9:56:50 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: Blueflag

I used a bidet in a hotel room in Europe last summer for the first time in my life. I liked it, but I still used toilet paper for drying off.


53 posted on 04/06/2020 9:57:19 AM PDT by olivia3boys
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To: olivia3boys

Seems like kind of a mini-enema.


54 posted on 04/06/2020 9:59:13 AM PDT by crusty old prospector
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To: dynachrome

55 posted on 04/06/2020 10:01:53 AM PDT by newfreep ("INSIDE EVERY PROGRESSIVE IS A TOTALITARIAN SCREAMING TO GET OUT" - DAVID HOROWITZ)
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To: VanShuyten

I have a pressure washer.


56 posted on 04/06/2020 10:02:38 AM PDT by oldasrocks
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To: dynachrome

Is that the turbo diesel model with optional power-colonic?


57 posted on 04/06/2020 10:04:39 AM PDT by NativeSon ( What Would Virginia Do? #WWVD)
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To: Col Frank Slade

You win!


58 posted on 04/06/2020 10:08:11 AM PDT by Chaguito
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To: oldasrocks

Could us rural folks just use the garden pump up sprayer?


59 posted on 04/06/2020 10:08:35 AM PDT by MHGinTN (A dispensation perspective is a powerful tool for discernment)
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To: dynachrome
These work quite nicely...


60 posted on 04/06/2020 10:08:48 AM PDT by Fresh Wind ("We're not going to make America great again. It was never that great." Andrew Cuomo)
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