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Stop Using Toilet Paper
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| 4-3-20
| Kate Murphy
Posted on 04/06/2020 9:12:45 AM PDT by dynachrome
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To: dynachrome
a suitable article for the NY Times, if there ever was one
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:23:24 AM PDT
by
faithhopecharity
("Politicians are not born, they are excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: real saxophonist
$500 may be the going rate for toilet paper if this craziness doesn’t soon stop.
To: dynachrome
"I was born usin' toilet paper, an I was raised usin' toilet paper, and dad gum it, I am gonna die usin' toilet paper, and no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter."
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:24:47 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: dynachrome
To: dynachrome
How do you dry your bottom when you’re finished rinising? Don’t tell me you have to install one of those hot-air blower machines like they have in public lavatories? How would that work?
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:26:14 AM PDT
by
Mr Ramsbotham
("God is a spirit, and man His means of walking on the earth.")
To: dynachrome
10 years after we adopt bidets the NYT will tell us bidets are consuming too much water and we need to give them up and use leaves from trees.
To: Col Frank Slade
Too bad Sears doesn’t publish their catalogs anymore. I seem to recall my father telling me that was their TP of choice back in the FDR economy.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:28:41 AM PDT
by
Ratman0823
(Pandemic: Panic with the Dems in the middle of it!)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:29:16 AM PDT
by
real saxophonist
(If you don't have a gun, sell some toilet paper, and go buy a gun. - Colion Noir)
To: NormsRevenge
Don’t tell anyone but we still have 5 large rolls of Charmin.
THIS MESSAGE WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN THREE MINUTES
To: dynachrome
Somehow knew I’d regret clicking on this thread.
(oy vey)
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:29:44 AM PDT
by
tomkat
To: null and void
“No shit?”
That’s Post of the Day material right there! Well done.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:31:10 AM PDT
by
Batman11
( The USA is not an ATM!)
To: dynachrome
This is satire right ???
Eh ???
To: Mr Ramsbotham
That’s the Japanese model
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:31:32 AM PDT
by
Blueflag
(Res ipsa loquitur: non vehere est inermus)
To: Col Frank Slade
I tried using the NY Times. I just got dirtier with every wipe.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:32:44 AM PDT
by
KarlInOhio
(Newton invented calculus when the plague shut down Cambridge. What will you do with your time off?)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
A wash cloth dedicated to that use. Wash it in the sink when done.
The trade off is that you will use a bit more water. Greta von thundermug will hate you
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:34:10 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: dynachrome
I like the Binford 1200 “Fire Hose” Model. Comes with hand rails you grip to keep you from being thrown across the room. Not advised for children, who are sometimes split in half.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:34:34 AM PDT
by
Mr Rogers
(Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: dynachrome
Can i pay an illegal to wash my butt..or is that racist?
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:34:51 AM PDT
by
Leep
(It's another day in stir.)
To: Mr Rogers
Doubles as a hemorrhoid remover.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:35:36 AM PDT
by
dynachrome
(The panic will end, the tyranny will not)
To: real saxophonist
“They neglected to say such a thing would cost $500-$600.”
The bidet on my already installed toilet cost me $20. Maybe the price has gone up? Supply and demand, baby!
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:36:14 AM PDT
by
Mr Rogers
(Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools)
To: dynachrome
This is a bald-faced self promotion by the New York Times to get the public to buy newspapers to use as buttwipes.
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posted on
04/06/2020 9:36:47 AM PDT
by
Fido969
(In!)
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