[volunbeer]

It’s not kinda comical. It is very comical on so many levels I do not know where to begin.

What kind of moron is this Captain? He has guns. Cruise ship has no guns. The warship is faster than the cruise ship.

In light of all these factors we get....

Captain to crew - Prepare to ram and full speed ahead!

Wow.

[Oatka]

Captain to crew - Prepare to ram and full speed ahead!

Does he look like this guy?

[HP8753]

Cruise ship may not have any big naval guns, but I bet the security team has access to small arms.
My bet is they are a terrorist target and have some small arms onboard.