How does a New Yorker give CPR?
[standing over the MI victim]: “GET UP BEFORE YOU FREAKIN’ DIE!!”
Well, it used to be funny...
Take them to the Mercy that is why they are in NY are these people that STUPID!!!
John Mendoza. He was on one of the HBO Young Comedians specials in the early 90’s IIRC. He was pretty funny. Check You Tube.