[MadMax, the Grinning Reaper]

#5. Somebody send the old bat Pelosi a real bat, Chinese preferably. Not an imitation. Not a fruit bat though Pelosi is a fruity old bat.

Bet she hangs from the ceiling in her room at night. Suspect that Helen Thomas once hung out there too. Definitely Maxine Waters, the “Mutha of all bats”.

[cloudmountain]

#5. Somebody send the old bat Pelosi a real bat, Chinese preferably. Not an imitation. Not a fruit bat though Pelosi is a fruity old bat.
Bet she hangs from the ceiling in her room at night. Suspect that Helen Thomas once hung out there too. Definitely Maxine Waters, the “Mutha of all bats”.

It's pathetic, really.
And, you are right about Maxine Waters, she IS the "Muta" of all bats. Sad.