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Viral virus briefing: Where science meets all things Trump
The Associated Press ^ | March 31, 2020 | By CALVIN WOODWARD (D-AP)

Posted on 03/31/2020 1:51:13 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer

WASHINGTON - For a few moments in the Rose Garden, the coronavirus pandemic is a bucking bronco with President Donald Trump on its back. His arm swings an invisible rope. He seems to be hanging on for dear life.

“Ride it like a cowboy,” he growls. “Just ride it. Ride that sucker right through.”

This rodeo riff came during the daily White House coronavirus task force briefing, where science meets all things Trump.

It’s where the teetotaling president serves a 5 o’clock cocktail of public-health policy, twisted facts, invented achievements, performance art, hectoring, cheerleading, erraticism, improvisation, self-praise, pet theories and a dash of eloquence. Shaken not stirred. Late in starting, finished when he feels like it.

The self-styled “wartime president” is, at least, a showtime president. He’s enjoying the high ratings of his briefings and boasting they’re up there with “The Bachelor.” Meantime on the streets of the country, people are recoiling in the wake of each passing stranger’s exhalation. In jammed hospitals, patients are fighting for life. The death toll arcs upward.

Still the show must go on.

As the briefing slips into its second hour, it becomes apparent that Trump is conditioning Americans to expect far more deaths from COVID-19 than anyone would think from his history of minimizing the crisis. Gone is the talk about the virus maybe going away like magic in the warmth of spring.

The sun is slanting low in the garden as Trump brings this briefing to a close.

“I want our life back again,” he says.

“I want our country back.

“I want the world back.

“I want the world to get rid of this.”

(Excerpt) Read more at apnews.com ...


TOPICS: Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: associatedpress; calvinwoodward; china; journalism; media; virus
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1 posted on 03/31/2020 1:51:13 PM PDT by Oldeconomybuyer
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I love that....(D-AP)

it’s exactly the case and we should label them all that way.


2 posted on 03/31/2020 1:54:08 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (Life is about ass, you're either covering, hauling, laughing, kicking, kissing, or behaving like one)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

What is this idiot doing to help in this crisis? It’s easy to sit on the sidelines and carp.


3 posted on 03/31/2020 1:56:27 PM PDT by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
It’s where the teetotaling president serves a 5 o’clock cocktail of public-health policy, twisted facts, invented achievements, performance art, hectoring, cheerleading, erraticism, improvisation, self-praise, pet theories and a dash of eloquence. Shaken not stirred. Late in starting, finished when he feels like it.

Wow, that just drips with contempt.
4 posted on 03/31/2020 1:58:19 PM PDT by JoSixChip (WuHoo flu is going to get you!)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

It sounds like the writer thinks he is providing NEWS.

He must be confused.


5 posted on 03/31/2020 2:01:01 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Read this AP drivel.

And they wonder why nobody with a functioning brain believes anything they write.

It really is a society of two worlds.

Like David Morrissey in the SciFi piece “The City & The City”, living side by side, but trained not to see the other, right in front of them.


6 posted on 03/31/2020 2:01:59 PM PDT by Macoozie (Handcuffs and Orange Jumpsuits)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

The think the tickets are free.

If you are not entertained, you probably shouldn’t be returning day after day.


7 posted on 03/31/2020 2:02:04 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I think he really enjoys looking the enemy straight in the eye and setting them straight, so I look for him to continue this in some fashion.


8 posted on 03/31/2020 2:02:09 PM PDT by bigbob (Trust Trump. Trust the Plan.)
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; cardinal4; ColdOne; ...

Partisan Media Shills update.


9 posted on 03/31/2020 2:02:31 PM PDT by SunkenCiv (Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

It’s the high point of the day around here. Cant wait to see Trump call out the “reporters”.


10 posted on 03/31/2020 2:12:15 PM PDT by absalom01 (You should do your duty in all things. You cannot do more, and you should never wish to do less.)
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I guess the absence of Mass is affecting me...I just want all these media AH’s to die.


11 posted on 03/31/2020 2:14:44 PM PDT by F450-V10
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Is this Calvin related to Carl ?


12 posted on 03/31/2020 2:21:22 PM PDT by UCANSEE2 (Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

I looked at one of Calvin’s links in his article. “Fact check” Calvin is definitely a man on a mission.

Snarky bass turd suffering from a cranial/rectal inversion.


13 posted on 03/31/2020 2:31:35 PM PDT by sauropod (Pelosi Galore: We know she's lying when we see her dentures flying.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer
Goebbels Mushroom(Keep 'em on the dark. Feed 'em bullsh*t.)Media ENEMY-OF-THE-PEOPLE in action.
14 posted on 03/31/2020 2:38:38 PM PDT by Pajamajan ( Pray for our nation. Thank the Lord fr everything y have. Don't ? wait do it today.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Calvin is certainly a nasty little bitch, isn’t he?


15 posted on 03/31/2020 2:54:13 PM PDT by DiogenesLamp ("of parents owing allegiance to no oither sovereignty."/)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Dear Calvin: Keep it up. The few Americans who don’t already know the media is infected with terminal TDS are catching on.


16 posted on 03/31/2020 2:54:58 PM PDT by jdsteel (Americans are Dreamers too!!!)
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just noting - Calvin often teams up with AP’s gloBULL warming shills, Hope Yen and Seth Borenstein.


17 posted on 03/31/2020 3:03:03 PM PDT by MAGAthon ( Fauc)
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To: JoSixChip

Just wait until President Trump skips a day.

“Trump hides from the media when he needs to be visible leading this country through this crisis....”


18 posted on 03/31/2020 3:08:04 PM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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To: Oldeconomybuyer

Would Calvin be any relation to Carl Woodward of the WaPo Watergate team?


19 posted on 03/31/2020 3:37:52 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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Would Calvin be any relation to Carl Woodward of the WaPo Watergate team?

Oops, I mean Bob Woodward.

20 posted on 03/31/2020 3:41:48 PM PDT by SES1066 (Happiness is a depressed Washington, DC housing market!)
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