[zipper]

Other good news, and I could be wrong, but America is the only country that has a suggested return to work date. Here in Canada everything is closed until we hear otherwise, and I’m not aware of any other nation setting dates.

This would be a great time to invade Canada.

We could do it with a singe Army Guard unit along the border, on a drill weekend when they're getting paid anyway.

Since most Canadians have no guns it'd be easy. The few that still have guns would side with us anyway.

The first thing I'd do is arrest all the "leaders" there and send them to Gitmo. I'd make them all strip naked and pile them up for embarrassing pictures (e.g. Abu Graib) and then post them all over the internet.

And of course next I'd make everyone in Quebec speak, read, and write English, and ban the French language.

After that, I'd start looking at what Army Guard units are along the eastern state line of California.....

;)

[Sam Gamgee]

Pretty accurate. I’ve been told it takes 6 months to get a long gun here.