Posted on 03/28/2020 9:02:54 PM PDT by DallasBiff
~sweet~
“So at the same time you also never learned the simple practice of washing your hands”
i’m concerned that OTHER people don’t wash their hands, which many don’t ...
i’ve avoided most colds and all influenza for many years ever since i avoided shaking hands and washing my hands after every pubic venture ...
Dueling stilettos!
Babylon Bee has done a number of funny articles on church greeters and things people will do to avoid them. They are hilarious.
I am reminded of the old SNL skit where Phil Hartman played the Anal-Retentive Chef. Food craps went into a folded piece of butcher paper, into a ziplock bag, into a paper bag and THEN into the trash.
It was hilarious at the time but now it feels like that level phobia is just around the corner. California is already there with pretty much eveything carrying a carcinogenic warning label.
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