(2) Avoid anal sex and other filthy things.
(3) Eschew sexual promiscuity.
(4) Stay out of bath houses and other places where dirty people congregate.
(5) Stop abusing drugs.
Follow these five easy steps and you might just be okay.
<<(1) Don’t eat bats, rats or other filthy, crawly things.
(2) Avoid anal sex and other filthy things.
(3) Eschew sexual promiscuity.
(4) Stay out of bath houses and other places where dirty people congregate.
(5) Stop abusing drugs.
Follow these five easy steps and you might just be okay.>>
Then why is Obama still alive? I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt on #1.