About the only thing that I would put into a democRAT’s hand is a grenade, minus the pin.
One duct taped to esch hand and those duct taped behind their backs...and even that is going too easy on these MOFOS for the damage they and their propagandists have done to this republic. Do it under the auspices of “In order to form a more perfect union”.
Don’t forget to let the spoon pop before you hand it over.
Then run like hell.