[Steely Tom]

Why not $50,000?

[cnsmom]

Why not legal adult?

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

$50,000? Only $50,000? F that, that’s racist! I want $500 million.

[SaveFerris]

[Why not $50,000?]

Oooh yeah baby.

Let’s go for a cool $500,000.

I’ve got some cars I want to buy.

Oh, and a trailer home.

And an RV-type trailer.

And a nice truck. Like an F-350 to tow that RV trailer.

Wait, I’m gonna need more like $10 million.

There’s other stuff I want too.

[P.O.E.]

Why not $50,000?

And debt forgiveness, including my mortgage. And all the candy I want. And a pony. And...

/s