I see those What Happened books at the used book store all the time. I want to write on the first page in big letters;
You spent 1.4 billion dollars and still lost a rigged election to a political nobody, you cray beeotch.
Just pre-print the text on a sheet of labels, or Post It notes. Then sneak them in books when you see them. I do it on Post Its and put them in new books. They’re not permanent, so no damage. I’m waiting to be accosted by store security some day, bus so far so good.