[AFreeBird]

There’s a reason boating is a money pit, you keep shoveling money into. And it ain’t the fuel and upkeep..

They’re just darn expensive to replace. I no longer own any watercraft.

[skimbell]

I sold my last boat a couple of years ago when I got rid of a house I had in Wisconsin. I thought that I was OK but this spring I've started to see boat brochures showing up on my desk.

I'd always agreed with the definition of a "boat" as...

"a hole in the water into which you throw money"