I have one question: I was in the Seattle Pike Place Market over the weekend. Should I self quarantine for 9 to 10 weeks?
Are you asking in jest? Or in all seriousness? Do you live nearby? Or were you visiting Seattle from a another Puget Sound town? Or from another state? That's a tough call.
Lastly, would you like me to come by and weld your door shut from the outside? Or do you have a wood door and should I bring a hammer and nails. We don't want to lose any good FReepers, so I'd be happy to build a slot into your wall where we can shove in plates of food.