You should have just stop pussyfooting around and just come right out with the fact that you’re a Flat-Earther.
I'm well known for being Flat Earth Phil. Where have you been?
What do you think of my reply 82? Do you see the water curving after 3 miles or is it (the water/horizon) flat the whole way?
Or do you not trust your own senses?
You got anything besides disparaging remarks and sly innuendo?