I propose that we send phil on a Round the Ice Wall At the Earth’s Edge Expeditionary Cruise.
Raise a few bucks on GoFundMe, get him a GoPro, a rubber Zodiac, some snack bars. He can chisel ice of off the Ice Wall for water.
We would of course keep all rights to the ensuing Ice Wall at the Edge of the Earth video. Either blackmail the Round Earther Cabal with threats to release it and expose their conspiracy, or we post it on YouTube and get a million hits.
There you go again with a proposition that you know is impossible to perform.
However, given your past history at FR, failed attempts at humor are still your forte.
Lol! There ya go.