Calls to mind a joke (paraphrased below) from Andrew Dice Clay (yeah, I know he's not everyone's "cup of tea"):
Why doesn't Sotomayor wear a watch?
Because there's clock on the [effin] stove!
“””””””’Why doesn’t Sotomayor wear a watch?
Because there’s clock on the [effin] stove! “”””””””””””
Why does Sotomayer have small feet??????
So she can stand closer to the stove.
"I ------ her."