I’m screwed.
So am I. When I was in the USAF I was at an ATC base that brought new busloads of women every three days from basic training to their AFSC school. These women had been kept under lock and key for 6-8 weeks at basic training. They had been screened for diseases and isolated from men. They arrived at the base and turned loose to go...where we PDS airmen were waiting to descend upon them like a hawk on a mouse. I'll just say after three years I can refer to sexual partners with an exponent. I settled down after I left the USAF.