[a little elbow grease]

What she stated could have been written in three short paragraphs. Like my first mother-in-law, she likes to hear herself write.

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What did your first mother-in-law write? Anything scintillating?

;-)

[CARTOUCHE]

Well, she once wrote a multipage novelette to our Bishop regarding an incident with one of the member’s kids that had been recruited to paint her garage door. And not to her satisfaction mind you. She referred to the incident as ‘a festering excrudescence’.