[Boogieman]

Don’t worry, Farmer Brown, Mayor Pete is going to import some Honduran rape gangs to keep your daughters company.

That should win him a lot of votes in the heartland.

[COBOL2Java]

Don’t worry, Farmer Brown, Mayor Pete is going to import some Honduran rape gangs to keep your daughters company.

"Move over, gringo! President Pete say we come for your land!"

"Hey - where your daughters at?"