Odd that Slow Joe is not mentioned in this article . . .
There’s Uncle Joe,
He’s a movin’ kinda slow,
At the junction.
Petticoat Junction!
I think you gotta be at least 60 to remember that.
From the article:
"Joe Biden also flopped in the first two primary states, but he has South Carolina to look to. Even if his chances of a comeback are fading, at least he can argue that his strategy hasn't had a chance to play out again."