“On Tuesday I delivered my address on the state of the union. And I had someone behind me who was mumbling terribly. Mumbling. Mumbling. Rawr. Rawr. Oh. Ha,” he explained, mocking Pelosi. “She was mumbling. Very distracting. Very distracting.”
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He did seem to be a bit off on his delivery, but it was still his greatest speech yet.
If you had a grunting sow rooting around in her papers behind you, you’d be a little off, too.
:D