“”Ship him to Antarctica.”
“Hell, no. Then he’ll qualify for the extremely rare Antarctica Service Medal. Send him to Fort Polk or Fort Drum. Maybe Fort Irwin or Camp Humphreys.””
Hell, no...Send him to Fort Leavenworth!
TRADOC? Yeah, that could suck pretty bad. Put him in a room to write doctrine 8 hours a day. That could be a fate worse than death. However, Kansas City is real close by. My recommendations are removed from civilized society which is a terrible fate all its own.