Something doesn't compute here...
Actually your math is pretty close:
It extends 1,570 miles (2,530 km) north-south, has a maximum width of 680 miles (1,094 km) near its northern margin, and has an average thickness of about 5,000 feet (1,500 m).https://www.britannica.com/place/Greenland-Ice-Sheet
As to those pointing out that melting floating ice doesn't raise the sea level, that's correct. However, this ice is on land.
Personally, I see no reason for alarm for a variety of reasons, but Greenland does have a lot of ice!