Iowa Democrats go to caucuses fretting their choice won't beat Trump

The Washington Times ^ | Monday, February 3, 2020 | David Sherfinski and Seth McLaughlin

[ImpBill]

No need to worry Iowegans. None of your candidates will be on the ticket.

[vpintheak]

Double-think: “Made up her mind, but isn’t 100%”.
Idiots. All of them. Really.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

No need to worry Iowegans. None of your candidates will be on the ticket.

[going hot]

Fret no longer rats.

It is a done deal.

What thinly disguised (and fake) veneer of sanity your party thought it was hiding under was nuked by your own shiffforbrains and the rest of the clowns who spent three (3) years chasing the roadrunner with your acme impeachment kit.

Now the whole country sees you in all your villany and deceit.

The reaping is coming!

[ImpBill]

Exactly!

[ronnie raygun]

Don’t fret none, none of your choices will beat him

[trebb]

So many to pick from but no viable choices...what a dilemma...

[Fireone]

“A youthful moderate such as former South Bend, Indiana, Mayor Pete Buttigieg or Sen. Amy Klobuchar of Minnesota? “
Klobuchar, a youthful moderate? Ha! More proof that crack don’t smoke itself~
She’s a bitter, old, lock-stepping leftist, and dumb as a stump.

[Svartalfiar]

I predict the winner will be: Pan Demonium. No one will be happy, everyone will be whining and rationalizing.

Ha. Going through day-old tabs, this prediction is literally spot-on. Well done.