Babylon Bee title:
America Races to Locate Kansas City.
Trump may too. The city is on both sides of the Missouri River. You got KC MO and KC KS. Similar to St Louis and the Mississippi. Both sides of the river will be celebrating, same as both sides celebrated the Blues winning the Stanley Cup. A Blues player Ryan O’Rielly wore a Chiefs Helmut during the Hockey all-star completion last week. Maybe sports stars will figure us out here in flyover country.