Bad Orange Man is being impeached for being bad and orange.
Being bad and orange are not impeachable offenses.
We need witnesses to show how orange he is.
You should have had those witnesses in the House.
He was bad for blocking our orange witnesses.
That was still not an impeachable offense.
Mustache Man said how bad he was. We want him to testify.
You should have called Mustache Man in the House.
We tried, but orange man was bad and shouldn't be allowed to win.
-PJ
Cannot possibly tolerate Schiff so if anybody who has a strong stomach can report how he answered this question - appreciate the effort.