[SmokingJoe]

“Paper’s mission statement, which states, ‘The newspaper shall tell ALL the truth so far as it can learn it, concerning the important affairs of American and the world,’”

Joke?

[Scrambler Bob]

“Paper’s mission statement, which states, ‘The newspaper shall tell ALL the truth so far as it can learn it, concerning the important affairs of American and the world,’”
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So this reporterette should place a live feed cam in her bedroom, and link to her newspaper?