Posted on 01/27/2020 2:44:50 AM PST by Kaslin
I want to know why you Democrats are such cowards that you have not yet launched another civil war to free America of the totalitarian nightmare of President Donald J. Trump. I mean, if he’s truly Hitler 2: Electric Boogeyman, then isn’t it your sacred duty to remove this cancer on our body politic with arms if necessary? Look, I get that you Dems have a track record on insurrections designed to oppress the rights of Americans you feel superior to that is pretty poor (0-1) but come on, heroes of democracy, make your move! Just sitting here in the midst of this crisis you keep whining about makes you look like sissies or lying piles of talking garbage.
Actually, both.
Your hero, Jerry Nadler, while on parole from the chocolate factory, told the Senate this about our elected president: "Only his will goes. He is a dictator. This must not stand and that is another reason he must be removed from office."
A dictator? Hey, that’s bad, right? I mean, unless the dictator is a leftist – wasn’t Castro dreamy? But since this is a threat to our democracy, because Trump is a non-leftist dictator, aren’t you guys morally obligated to take action and remove him? It’s obvious that those treacherous treason-loving traitors of treachery, the Republican senators, won’t toss the guy who did nothing wrong out of office so you can start working on throwing Mike Pence out of office, likely for the high crime and misdemeanor of trying to make America into The Handmaid’s Tale?
You must act now! Go home to your mom’s basements, dorms, tacky urban apartments and billionaire mansions and get your guns and…
Oh, right.
Awkward!
By the way, if Trump is a dictator, why do you want to disarm the American people so the only one with guns is…Dictator Trump?
Whatever, let’s focus.
Okay, maybe you don’t have any guns like real men. Let’s assume you can find some guns. Now you need to water the kale bush of liberty with the blood of patriots. Okay, you’ll probably want to find another word than “patriots” since the term “patriots” upsets you – but because Trump is a “dictator,” we’re obviously in an extreme situation that calls for extreme measures.
It’s totally time to figuratively fire on Ft. Sumter again, Democrats. Maybe this time it will work out better for you.
Jerry Nadler will lead his unit, the 5’1 Oompa Loompa Brigade, known as “Wonka’s Own,” against the perilous peril of a president who got elected without the liberal elite’s permission. Can’t you just see him standing there before his men, women, and non-binary others, a midget Mussolini, his belt cinched tightly around his clavicle so that no matter where he wears his pistol it’s always in a shoulder holster?
Then there’s the googly-eyed Audie Murphy of the Intelligence Committee, Generalissimo Adam Schiff, ready to lead the dreaded “Fighting Pencilnecks” of the 69th Brigade into battle uttering their unit motto “Ed Buck who?” Trump’s a dictator, so of course, Schiff will fight because if America falls under the rule of a dictator he has to be removed, right?
Others would join the fight too. Ted Lieu can be your JAG. Perhaps Rashida Talib could help lead the kind of battlefield victories her pals the Palestinian terrorists are known for. And Ilhan Omar, who still has a beef with the Army for running up the score against the scumbag murderers in Mogadishu, would no doubt resist alongside her brothers/husbands-in-arms.
Maybe “That’s Lieutenant Colonel to You!” Vindman could finally get a battalion command. Colin Kapernick could try out for a unit, and when no one calls him he can tell you how you are all racists!
Of course, cruise director Cap’n Bill Kristol and his crew of Fredocon swabbies can handle naval operations. Ahoy!
And even Eric Swalwell can contribute despite his well-known aversion to the kind of weapons that men use in the defense of freedom. He can be in charge of chemical weapons and poison gas.
Remember, removing President Trump is a sacred, somber, prayerful moral obligation because he’s a “dictator.”
Words actually mean something. “Dictator” means something, and a lot of Americans have had experience with real ones either before moving here or while deployed. So, the next time you pampered prisses want to spew your MSNBC-approved rhetoric, save it.
Pick up a weapon or shut the hell up.
Bring it on . I don’t know about you but I will defend my President to the death. All that is required is some first shots. On their part. Millions are waiting for the green light , against these shitheads. Bring it !
Nice to read about democrats falling apart from their hatred.
Jerry Nadler will lead his unit, the 5’1 Oompa Loompa Brigade, known as “Wonka’s Own,” against the perilous peril of a president who got elected without the liberal elite’s permission. Can’t you just see him standing there before his men, women, and non-binary others, a midget Mussolini, his belt cinched tightly around his clavicle so that no matter where he wears his pistol it’s always in a shoulder holster?
This paragraph is pure gold!
I’m with you bro!
Kurt is a KNOCKOUT Writer!
Kinda hard to take up arms when you don’t even know which bathroom to use.
It is not nor will it be one army against another as was the Civil War. What it is and will continue to be is the misleading, confusing, dumbing-down, demoralization, and stirring up of murderous hate through media (the voice of the Left) and a sending out of Wild Riders (BLM, Antifa, etc) to burn, kill, steal, and destroy cities together with smaller sorties of Orc assassins within urban areas, malls, etc. If Trump is re-elected, as so very many of us hope, Leftists and their useful idiot Dems ramp up their evil lying efforts through their “voice” and call down the Wild Riders and assassin Orcs as never before. JMO.
Good article
in your face taunt!
The low-profile race war will continue unabated (as it was never about Trump anyway), but the left is finding far less enthusiasm to oppose Trump in its 2016 base. Everyone is three years older, and some are definitely better off now than before. On top of that, all of the nightmare predictions turned out to be BS; he hasn’t outlawed abortion or homosexuality, re-instated slavery, etc. - and most people realize that.
It also doesn’t help that the current Dem field is a freak show; the pink hat-wearing babes were in it based on nothing but gender, and some must be taken aback by what is spewing from the mouths of the Dem candidates.
Bring it.....”Ready? Let’s roll”
“MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN”
Nuke the Left. ..
If liberals really cared, they would find a really tall building; get high; and jump off. That would show us.
I keep urging them to reduce their own greenhouse gas emissions by holding their breath. I tell them to hold it a little longer each time and soon they will contribute no emissions at all!
I chuckled at the Swallwell, commander of poison gas.
These Marxist will never stand and fight. They will use subterfuge and propaganda.....as well as using usefully idiots!
If, as the left says, Pres. Trump is a dictator, then he has to be the worst dictator I have ever seen, since he lets the left run around free, to spout off their nonsense.
Yes I believe they will try - remember, General Mattis said, "I'm sort of a Democrat", and there are many others with stars and scrambled eggs like him.
Real civil wars start over less.
But I thought SwallowsWell was gonna nuke gun owners!
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.