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Posted on 01/24/2020 10:30:44 AM PST by RomanSoldier19
Just substitute a picture of the “Streets of San Francisco” for Wuhan and you’d never know the difference. And I”M NOT SARCING.
#1, A “pandemic” is when a whole group of Pandas get sick at the same time. SAVE THE PANDAS! DON’T RETURN ANY MORE TO CHINA! STOP PANDERING TO THE REDS!
When it hits California’s homeless and illegal alien population, all bets are off.
I cannot believe that nobody on this thread has posted the:
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD...…
clip from Monty Python and The Holy Grail
you people are slipping
[[I imagine the process of “dropping” would be a bit more gradual.]]
I dunno- i had pneumonia once, thought it was just the bad flu- and got up and was going to go get groceries, but I only made it to the living room and collapsed- had i been just a tad stronger, I might have made it to car, or store- and then collapsed- Even in a weakened condition, I was going out that day to get food, get the mail etc— the collapse changed my plans though-
Singing “Kung Flu Fighting”, the medics went into action.
The originator of Kung Flu was Flu Man Chu
Eventually, the pandulum will swing in the other direction. On that, you can depand.
I am pretty sure they just take these people right to the incinerators.
https://twitter.com/IsChinar/status/1220631868212682752
#29. I knew the brother of Flu Man Chu. He was “Many Man Smoke”. (OK, the original joke was “Many Man Smoke but Few Man Chew” or vice-versa). Sue me!!
I also knew a Chinese soccer player who got hurt during a game. Ruptured by a bad hit. Now he’s known as “One Hung Low”.
Adam Schiff likes Chinese food. His favorite is “Sum Young Guy”.
Squeeze.
Chinese 'nurse' claims corpses of coronavirus victims are left lying in a Wuhan hospital crammed with patients as she warns 'everyone will end up being infected' in desperate plea for help...
👀 pic.twitter.com/BZ3JgWs8aQ— ✞ hip2u ✞ (@TruthInBytes) January 24, 2020
I was thinking more along the line of Captain Tripps from The Stand
With rocking flu music.
I think I got a can of that in the garage somewhere. I’m good to go, then.
I’m not yet buying the “flu” thing. Maybe radio active gas? Who knows what really goes on in China?
Happy?
#36. Boogie Woogie Flu? Great song.
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