UK’s Prince Charles announces to the world that he’s an inbred idiot.
Charles needs to have this job, like in the good old days.
It’ll keep him out of trouble!
Oh, the grand old Duke of York,
He had ten thousand men;
He marched them up to the top of the hill,
And he marched them down again.
When they were up, they were up,
And when they were down, they were down,
And when they were only halfway up,
They were neither up nor down.[1]