As a teenager, I babysat a lot. One of my first jobs was working as a receptionist in a pediatricians office.
We have two Cavalier King Charles Spaniels.
Now THAT’S not just “dry” humor, it’s PARCHED!
LOL :)!
We have 4 children and fostered another one.
The foster son was rescued from a drug abusing family. He is career military with a great wife and two children of his own, living a very success and prosperous life.
The next two are Marines, one is married and one is not.
Non of them carry any debt, they have paid cash for everything they have. The married one ( married in August) has $26,000 saved for a house expecting to have around $60k at the end of the year.
My wife home schooled them all and taught them how not to make common mistakes and so far they are doing wonderful.
Watching my two sons graduate from basic training and then SOI was one of the greats moments of my life.
Seeing the others on straight and narrow paths has brought more satisfaction than anything I ever imagined or dreamed about.
The world lies. The culture is driven by sin and despair.
My relationship with my wife of almost 30 years is stronger every year and more fulfilling than the lustful imaginations the world wishes to destroy commitment and contentment with.
I guess your comment was probably tongue-in-cheek but it certainly is the common way of thinking.