[wastoute]

Those pens probably cost a small fraction of what the booze bill is every time we fly Pelosi back to San Fran.

[Right Wing Assault]

Pelosi kept a hundred of the pens. They are mini-flasks that are filled with vodka. When ever she needs a sip, she pulls one out and sticks it in her mouth to suck out the booze. Her aids refill them when they are empty.