[Pearls Before Swine]

Traitor met with the North Viets as a self-appointed appeaser.

Yeah, Kerry's made a career of being a serial traitor. But even back then, you could see he wasn't going to get to bed the pretty lefty chick.

[dfwgator]

I believe that’s a Photoshop.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Three Purple Hearts in three months in ‘Nam.
He’s lucky we got him out when we did...